Seattle Delivers

But it doesn’t give proper directions.
It’s hard not to look like a tourist waiting to score when… I don’t know how to finish that sentence.
If this were a movie, a cute guy would be some sort of bike courier and be giving out party invitations like confetti to pretty out-of-staters. But no. Would-be helpful guys stink to high heaven of high heaven, and are too busy delivering it to give directions to tourists.
So I had a drink with a polar bear and that was ok, but my room stinks like nothing I know about, and that’s pretty disappointing.