Wasn’t it cool when Homer J. got his picture in the dictionary for the vernacular phrase of “Pulling a Homer”. Not a question, it was cool. Well, I’m adding another: pulling “a husband”, not to be confused with pulling my husband, etc and laughs. Examples include but not limited to:
Burning tongue on toast that just came out of the toaster, which is, in fact, a mini oven
Burning entire mouth on food thst just came out of an actual oven
Losing things but not really losing them because I didn’t look properly in the first place
Looking everywhere except at the object which is in fact right there, Right There RIGHT THERE in front of me
Feel free to add further examples to the list for posterity.