Schitts Creek

#spoilers if you haven’t seen the show.

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Oh em gee, I’m sure everyone has seen the show, though. Husband suggested we start watching it last year or maybe before…? But we don’t get involved in a lot of shows because TV is a monster and it turns you into another one, so I suggested not. Last night we changed that trend and I think it is THE BEST show I have ever seen in my life. Husband concurs.

Husband might know that I would leave him for Daniel Levy, AKA DaviD, because of so many reasons, not the least of which is that he is hot af and also his wit makes me think dirty things. There is not a character in the show that I/we don’t like, except maybe Roland the Schitty mayor.

Husband is all about Johnny Rose’s blue suits and I want to be Moira when I grow up, if I’m not already Stevie. We finished the first season at just past midnight and Husband is snoring his brains out (and mine) while I can’t get Moira’s faaabulous acthent out of my mind or the look on DaviD’s face as he drove out of town on the season finale.


I’m pretty sure that while I haven’t been to Schitt’s Creek, I have been up shits creek. The feelings I experienced there may be a tad less pharma than the Rose gang, but real nonetheless. That itchy feeling in your hands when shit gets real, the dewey sweat on your forehead when you have to think fast and maybe fast isn’t enough. Is that what DaviD realized when Stevie wasn’t going with him? Those feelings are my reality until we can sink our teeth into the second season.


HBO Update

So with Husband heading out this week, my attention turns to what I can do to bide my time… I ended up watching Season 3 of GIRLS the very next night of that heady weekend and was suitably tired and devastated when it finished. Then I found out that the library had season 4, so, yah! Done and dusted, but now I’m back to devastated since I can’t find season 5 anywhere except on pay per views. And so, this is what I will be contemplating this week, since Canada is apparently not under the same threats as Belgium was when Husband sauntered around that train station hours before those bomber fucks. But the bushfires are a worry, for sure, and I’m wondering if the news outlets will say that aussie fire fighters are heading over there sometime soon. Maybe I will be content to sit around and take snapshots of my news shoes,


and maybe not. I do have the first three seasons of True Blood that I could rewatch, but breathy Bill doesn’t do it for me quite the same as that driving fellow. Does anyone have hbo? I might have a spare bottle of Oregon Pinot to swap for GIRLS season 5. Don’t leave me hanging.