Drinking.
Boozehound or parent of young children? Professional juice head or survivor of the trenches of parenthood? We may never know.
Actually, I have to presume that a professional would have hidden the evidence of their adventures a little better than this…

Ignore the mess, damn it

So that's where the coconut oil is

This one is actually just an empty box, but we got it when we renewed our vows in Scotland and the vintage is from our first wedding

Also, I am scheduling  interviews for a housekeeping internship. Spread the word.