So. I have a 9yo. He has long hair and smells like a man more often than he realises. We decided on a Napoleon Dynanite theme for his party a while back, but he changed his mind and I had to work on him to change it back because how cool would a Napoleon Dynamite birthday party be??? Seriously, tots, ligers and friendship bracelets, that movie has it all. And so did his party!
Husband bought a shitload of tots and fish fingers, AKA delicious bass.
We had the obligatory cake and healthy snacks, too, from Tina (that fat lard)’s garden.
I was so glad that a handful of people took advantage of the Deb’s Glamor station, there were heaps of kids “finding their season”.
And you wouldn’t believe how busy the friendship bracelet station was! I guess everyone wants Pedro’s protection. This shot taken while one of the Mamas had room to breathe.
I also made up some Rex Kwon Do tattoos with the diy papers I bought from amazon, but the brand I ordered this time wasn’t as reliable as last time.
Luckily Rex put in an appearance with Uncle Rico, and he helped with the pinata!
Obviously, we couldn’t have a pinata of a girl, regardless of what goes on in Juarez, so I made a rainbow and the kids took turns beating the shit out of it. I’m done with candy, I don’t need that at a party full of under 10s, so I had badges made that said VOTE FOR PEDRO and they were a hit. Mission accomplished!
a sketching station and then the movie itself, what a fun afternoon. And the mark of every fun party is when one of the dads falls asleep on the couch.